Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
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