that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
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