it wasn't lemon gatorade
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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