it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
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