Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Randomize
