I wannas sexs uuuuu
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
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