what if I'm pregnant?
smusmorshion
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
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