You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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