Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
Randomize
