we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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