I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
Randomize
