He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
So much rum. So many feels.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
