Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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