I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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