spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
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