worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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