I just walked into the kitchen and my dad was having this uber serious convo
With himself
Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
I'm gonna fight the coyote
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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