Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
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