He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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