why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
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