There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
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