dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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