Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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