you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
I can't put those talents on a resume
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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