if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
my sisters under your porch take her home
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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