you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
I fill condoms, not promises.
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
It all started with a game of naked twister.
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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