so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
The ass gains better be worth it
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