Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
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