Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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