your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
I'm way too hungover for life right now
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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