Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
Who wears a wallet chain?!
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
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