I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
Actions speak louder than pants.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
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