these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
Randomize
