i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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