ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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