She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
Randomize
