I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
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