Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Just high enough for therapy.
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Randomize
