Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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