And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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