Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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