At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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