normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
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