i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
We left an ass print on the piano.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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