Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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