I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
