i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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