butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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