Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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