yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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